And we will never speak of this again

Something mortifying happened to me this morning that made me feel like a dirty, dirty traitor. I took a shower and thought I should bury it forever.

But then I texted a Patriots-fan friend of mine (she needs help), and decided to tell her ... and after a few hours, it seemed too ridiculous to not share.

I had a sex dream about Tom Brady last night.


Yes, you read that right. This makes no sense to me for many different reasons, the least of which being that it is terrifying for a Colts fan. The only saving grace was at the end when I turned around and saw what he was wearing ... I thought, "Wow. So Gisele dresses him in pink pants."

What a disappointment

Wow. No blog posts for all of 2011. That is pathetic.